Friday, May 8, 2009


(written by an unknown Pastor's Wife)

And it came to pass in the Age of Insanity that the people of the land called America, having lost their morals, their work initiative, and their will to defend their liberties, chose as their Supreme Leader that person known as "The One".

He emerged from the vapors with a message that had no meaning; but He hypnotized the people telling them, "I am sent to save you. My lack of experience, my questionable ethics, my monstrous ego, and my association with evil doers are of no consequence. For I shall save you with Hope and Change. Go, therefore, and proclaim throughout the land that he who preceded me is evil, that he has defiled the nation, and that all he has built must be destroyed."

And the people rejoiced, for even though they knew not what "The One" would do, he had promised that he would bring change, and they proclaimed "Yes We Can".

And "The One" said "We live in the greatest country in the world. Help me change everything about it!"

And the people said, "Hallelujah!! Change is good!"

Then He said, "We are going to tax the rich fat-cats," - And the people said "Sock it to them!" and "Redistribute their wealth!"

And then He said, "Redistribution of wealth is good for everybody"

And the people said, "Show us the money!"

And Joe the plumber asked, "Are you kidding me? You're going to steal my money and give it to the deadbeats??"

And "The One" ridiculed and taunted him, and Joe's personal records were
hacked, publicized, and ridiculed; though no crime could be found.

One lone reporter asked, "That shouldn't be, isn't that Marxist policy?"

And she was banished from the kingdom!

Then a citizen asked, "With no foreign relations experience and having
zero military experience or knowledge, how will you deal with radical terrorists?"

And "The One" said, "Simple. I shall sit with them and talk kindly to them and show them how nice we really are; and they will forget that they ever wanted to kill us all!"

And the people said, "Hallelujah!! We are safe at last, and we can beat our weapons into free cars for the people!"

Then "The One" said, "I shall give 95% of you lower taxes."

And one, lone voice said, "But 40% of us don't pay ANY taxes."

So "The One" said, "Then I shall give you some of the taxes the fat-cats pay!"

And the people said, "Hallelujah!! Show us the money!"

Then "The One" said, "I shall tax your Capital Gains when you sell your homes!"

And the people yawned and the already slumping housing market fully collapsed.

And He said, "I shall mandate employer-funded health care for EVERY worker and raise the minimum wage, and lower the white collar wage. And I shall also give every person unlimited healthcare and medicine and even transportation to the free clinics."

And the people said, "Give me some of that!"

Then he said, "I shall penalize employers who ship jobs overseas."

And the people said, "Where's my rebate check?"

Then "The One" said, "I shall bankrupt the coal industry, and perhaps even the oil industry (Cap & Trade /Carbon Tax) and though electricity rates will skyrocket, we shall soon build wind farms and solar power stations and drive green cars that I shall mandate in Detroit!"

And the people said, "Coal is dirty, coal is evil, no more coal! But we don't care for that part about higher electric rates."

So "The One" said, "Not to worry. If your rebate ($10/week) isn't enough to cover your extra expenses ($3,000/year), we shall bail you out. Just sign up with ACORN and your troubles are over! Only the fat cats will have to
> pay."

Then He said, "Illegal immigrants feel scorned and slighted. Let's grant them amnesty, Social Security, free education, free lunches, free medical care, bi-lingual signs and guaranteed housing..."

And the people said, "Hallelujah!!" And they made him King!

And so it came to pass that employers, facing spiraling costs and ever-higher taxes, raised their prices and laid off workers; though they sold much less of their products. Others simply gave up and went out of business, and the economy sank like unto a rock dropped from a cliff. The banking industry was destroyed. Manufacturing slowed to a crawl. And more of the people were without a means of support.

So "The One" again blamed the prior administration, extended unemployment benefits to a year, bailed out his favorite banks, and then took over the banks and auto industries. "The One" said, "I am the "The One" – The Messiah - and I'm here to save you! We shall just print more money so the government will have enough! Surely one trillion dollars will make everyone happy."

And immediately the Fed complied and the money presses roared.

And China reconsidered their one trillion dollars of loans to the US, and threatened to call in their debts. Other foreign trading partners said unto The One, "Wait a minute. Your dollar is not worth a pile of camel dung! You will have to pay more for everything as your dollar becomes worth less."

And the people said, "Wait a minute. That is unfair!!"

And the world said, "Neither are these other idiotic programs you have embraced. Lo, you have become a Socialist state and a second-rate power.
What factories are not owned by your government are owned by us. Now you shall play by our rules!"

And "The One" said "Americans are arrogant, divisive, and derisive! We will listen."

And the people cried out, "Alas, alas!! What have we done?"

But yea verily, it was too late. The people eventually set upon "The One" and spat upon him and stoned him, and his name was dung.

But the once mighty nation was no more; and the once proud people were without sustenance or shelter or hope. And the Change that "The One" had given them was as like unto a poison that had destroyed them from within, and like a whirlwind that consumed all that they had built.

And the people beat their chests in despair and cried out in anguish, "Give us back our nation and our pride and our hope!!"

But it was too late, and the once-glorious "Home of the Brave and Land of the Free" was no more.

1 comment:

  1. I wrote this last summer.
    Idea for a novel.

    It is just beyond the nadir of the Western democratic republic gone Democratic. Population is largely non-intellectual easily fooled, and in large measure dependent upon a paternalistic government and corrupt propaganda style media.The elite military- industrial- political complex dominates the power structure of the country with dynastic nepotism run amuck. The population is largely urbanized.Anyone not living in a metro area is politically and economically marginalized. The manufacturing and service functions of the society have largely been outsourced to lower-cost countries. The economy is dependent upon entertainment and gadgetry. Citizens who pay taxes make up less than half of the population and pay nearly 50% of their total income to all forms of taxess. Nevertheless, the central government is $12 trillion in debt and cannot pay for its annual operation from tax revenue. The federal and local governments are essentially bankrupt. The moguls of whatever industry is left are looting their companies providing for themselves in the face of national collapse. The education system is more intent on political correctness than on content, dropout rates are increasing and literacy is decreasing. Morality is in an anything- goes mode. Popular taste, tends toward the most common denominator. The population is fascinated by athletic competitions which verge on being gladatorial. The written word is disappearing from the common culture and pornography is rampant. While not understanding the underlying causes, the population is angry and is looking to punish those in control to the extent that they know them and replace them with a savior much as had been done earlier in other societies after major wars or revolutions..

    There arises in this society, a young ambitious man with a not all too clear background. He is handsome and articulate, though somewhat naïve and inexperienced. He is in his youth, anointed by academic elitists to be a future controllable political leader. Some of those have been instrumental in previous failed governments, He is schooled in the ways of autocratic progressive liberalism, and given public exposure by a corrupt anti-nationalists media. Upon being elected to the national legislative assembly, he seeks out an entrenched, narcissistic, ambitious woman for guidance in his quest for power. They become friends and confidants. They develop a plan to increase their mutual power within the elite governing community and control over whatever is left of the social and economic structure of the country. They agree to simultaneously seek the highest office in the land, while appearing to be adversaries. They agree that whoever is successful, will include the other and their surrogates in the power structure. They agree that whoever is included will be those whose loyalty to them has already been demonstrated and who share a vision of totalitarianism as well as those who anointed them in the first place.

    They succeed. I can only imagine what the next chapters will say.