Sunday, May 25, 2014


Introducing National Take Your Top Off Day

STORMBRINGER proposes we make June 6 National Take-Your-Top-Off Day

Inspired by New York City’s Outdoor Co-Ed Topless Pulp Fiction Appreciation Society - a group of exhibitionists who want to make reading make the world a more book-and-boob friendly place:

OCTPFAS members lounge around the city topless while reading books like “Moby Dick,” “Getting Off,” and “Abraham Lincoln, Presidential F*ck Machine.”

Our intent is to finally undo - once and for all - the strange American taboo forbidding the natural freedom that females enjoy over across the pond . . .

Why June 6th? It's D-Day - DUH! - like, "D-cups" right?

So whaddya say girls? Time to BUST THOSE PUPPIES OUT and let the world ENJOY ! ! !


1 comment:

  1. I think you might want to add some "not to exceed" criteria as in, weight, age, and droop factor.

    Just sayin ;)