Introducing National Take Your Top Off Day
STORMBRINGER proposes we make June 6 National Take-Your-Top-Off Day
Inspired by New York City’s Outdoor Co-Ed Topless Pulp Fiction Appreciation Society - a group of exhibitionists who want to make reading make the world a more book-and-boob friendly place:
OCTPFAS members lounge around the city topless while reading books like “Moby Dick,” “Getting Off,” and “Abraham Lincoln, Presidential F*ck Machine.”
Our intent is to finally undo - once and for all - the strange American taboo forbidding the natural freedom that females enjoy over across the pond . . .
Why June 6th? It's D-Day - DUH! - like, "D-cups" right?
So whaddya say girls? Time to BUST THOSE PUPPIES OUT and let the world ENJOY ! ! !